When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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Get the Johnathan mug.the eminent yahge, capable of immense feats of physical strength but still has a sensitive side. Known to crush after a long day.
not to be confused with yahgerude who is his alterego that talks to girls, crushes brew, and generally kills it.
not to be confused with yahgerude who is his alterego that talks to girls, crushes brew, and generally kills it.
Steve: Gah, johnsrude is being so sensitive.
Scottie: But yea, yahgerude is killin' it with all the ladies.
Scottie: But yea, yahgerude is killin' it with all the ladies.
by Yahgerude1 December 9, 2013
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by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020
Get the JohnAnthony mug.Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.
'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"
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Get the Johnaphobia mug.a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
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