johnsrude 

the eminent yahge, capable of immense feats of physical strength but still has a sensitive side. Known to crush after a long day.

not to be confused with yahgerude who is his alterego that talks to girls, crushes brew, and generally kills it.

Steve: Gah, johnsrude is being so sensitive.

Scottie: But yea, yahgerude is killin' it with all the ladies.

johnsrude by Yahgerude1 December 9, 2013

JohnBruce 

that's my name

my name is JohnBruce

JohnBruce by It's Jay June 12, 2023

johnsuel 

Litterally the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet, he’s a sweetheart and he can be very intelligent! Johnsuel is a very funny person with good humor, we all need a Johnsuel in our lives!!

He’s so perfect
“Who”

You know who..
“Oh yeah, Johnsuel is”

johnsuel by krsstaylee November 20, 2023