john wayne

A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.

Man, I got John Wayne like a motherfucker after work last night.

by The guy that watches you pee. December 28, 2008

john wayne

1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.

2) The antichrist.

3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.

4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.

5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.

"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"

"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."

"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."

by Tasty Ballsweat November 14, 2007

John Wayne

a Nazi, according to the best band ever, MDC.

"John Wayne was a Nazi.
He liked to play SS.
He had a picture of Adolf as a boy.
Tucked into his cowboy vest."

by TheStig1214 July 13, 2010

John Wayne

A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ

Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.

by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013