erik johansson

Erik Johansson
Potatoe, Awesome, Legendary

Jott.

Always getting girls with his awesome look.
Used when shaking hands "Hi, Erik johansson".

Used by legendary people. The original Erik Johansson called "jottpotatistomatfejs"

Boss- Hi *shakes hands*

Anyone- Hi, Erik Johansson *shakes hands*

You look like Erik Johansson!

Wow thank you!

by The legend 1.0 December 11, 2016

Nova Johansson

A really wonderful person who truly is my best friend and is literally one of the reasons I am alive

Nova Johansson is so beautiful, she looks like a model!

by tyradinmyra May 22, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live also my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok Scarlett is my wife

Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!

by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021

scarlett johansson

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

scarlett johansson

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

by mori10 February 16, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

A Hollywood actress who is considered 'beautiful'. This is mainly coz of her boobs (which she insists on showing to the world), because her face is quite plain and her body is average.

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "omgomgomg Scarlett Johansson is soo gorgeous! look at her boobies!!!"

Typical Female not blinded by boobies: "Look at her face."

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "oh right.. ehm.. omgomgomg look at her boobies! "

by PickledMe December 24, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006