simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!
by big balla 24 July 08, 2009
joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 29, 2011
n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.
Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.
Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?
by Joeg3 August 28, 2010
by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010
a joe. where do i even start. i have never met a single joe in my entire life that was a douche. joes are kind hearted but also so handsome. the perfect duo. they can have actual deep conversations and let me just say.... they got cute booties.... (just a plus to throw in there for the ladies) he is loving and caring to children, and very respectful to the adult figures in his life. be careful with this one love,, he will break easily.
by your song.com July 27, 2020
joe is extremely cute and has a great personality. joe is the type of guy that will make you laugh and smile. he will tell you he loves you and that he wants to be with you forever. joe is such a sweet guy and can always put you in a better mood. don’t let him get to you though. he might see you as a gold digger. he tends to be rich and likes to buy you stuff. if you offer to buy something he’ll just say no so don’t even ask. but just wait, one day out of then blue he will end everything with you and he will say he needs to focus on other things besides girls so don’t let that happen. show him you deserve to be treated good and that you love him.
by patrica minnie June 30, 2018