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Jockularity

1. During road hockey games, it is the act of intentionally targeting the goalie's testicles, especially if the goalie is a younger brother, nephew, cousin, etc. The younger kids don't even realize it's happening - they are just happy to be playing with the older kids.

2. Used as an exclamation of joy following successful strike of targeted gonads.
1. My little nephew wants to play road hockey with us, so we'll make him the goalie and play some Jockularity - he'll be so excited to play, he won't even notice we're firing a frozen ball at his junk!

2. You hit my nephew right in the nuts!! Jockularity! Jockularity!
by NuclearDiarrhea July 11, 2016
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Joculars

1. The arm candy of popular people
2. Guys who play a sport and are popular
3. A combination of Jock and Popular
"Danny MUST hang with Joculars. I mean, Claire would never date a basketball player!"
by IWriteDefinitions January 31, 2010
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jockward

How athletes act when they attend a college or university that isn't Division I, and realize that the student body has little to no interest in their games.
Those new guys down the hall acted like bigshots at the beginning of the year, but they just got all petty and jockward once they realized the bleachers are usually mostly empty at games.
by tarpaulin August 26, 2009
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Jockular

Word created by iphone changing words to create a new word. Jockular is when something is off the chain, or awesome, fantastic. 2. It's all good
I had a freaking jockular time last night. 2. It's all jockular!
by Melanie Felony July 25, 2011
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jocular

people say that to be jocular you are merry and perky. but i think it really is to have an itch in the jock area, around the jock strap. you know what i mean, dude??
im jocular!! no, not happy... i have an itch
by oblivious November 15, 2004
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Jokular

Not to be confused with its like buddy 'jocular', Jokular has a clear distinction surrounding the type of humor it alludes to. Jokular is the humor people find in seeing meat heads at the gym and how seriously they take themselves, thereby deriving a light youthful glow to all onlookers.
Check out that jokular muscle bound freak, his can of Ax is about to fall out of his banana hammock.
by custombloke December 18, 2011
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jocular elk

(1 and 2 included, sometimes 3 as well) pwnz00rs and hakz00rs from Yale who kill n00bs in their spare time.
Dude, you are so good at Halo just like jocular elk!
by gjhjh February 22, 2009
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