Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.

Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!

by Veras January 21, 2009

jocknerd

Noun. A nerd who believes himself to be socially superior due to the fact that his obsessions are shared by one or more other people. Arguably the most dangerous form of nerd, because they steadfastly believe that nerdery is something to be proud of, which it demonstrably is not.

Terry: Only losers don't play world of warcraft. It's the coolest thing on teh interwebs.

Jack: Fuck you, you fucking jocknerd.

by Gary Lineker August 3, 2010

Photo jocker

Some one who steals your photo of you on your webpage and uses it as their own..

Sally is a photo jocker!! That Slut stole my picture of me at John's Party...

by Givenchy February 21, 2008

Teh Jocker

Misspelling of The Joker(From Batman). Also said by Alfred in a very Batman comic, in attempt to show his accent.

Now a meme for the character, used mostly on the IMDb messageboard The Dark Knight(2008).

Can also be spelt The Jocker or Teh Joker.

Guy: Man i love Teh Jocker, hee was awesome in The Dark Knight!

Teh Jocker looked at Batman

by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009

Jocker

A hobo man who travels the road with an underage boy.

I wonder if that boy and his Jocker are family or in a homosexual relationship?

by fuckua123 March 8, 2010

jocker

A name used by scene and rocker chicks on Myspace to signify someone who is a prep/hater/pretty much anyone who insults on the whole scene/indie culture.

Reasons to add Fantasy Kids on Myspace:
.unique
.awesome
.tons of layouts

Reasons not to add:
.You're a hater
.You're lame
.You're a jocker.

by heatherito June 25, 2007

Jocker

Jocker is a person who likes to kid around.

Lex: Yeah whatever kiddo, you're a Jocker.

Jocker: That's sussy!!!!

by BossMemer12 December 27, 2021