jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004

Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

by Softstep June 21, 2006

wee jobby

A jobby which is smaller than average see also (jobby)
Term commonly used across albany park as an insult particularly house 14 and 15.

"Haw you ya wee jobby!"
"That wasn't a wee jobby that was a meaty toalie!"

by house 15 October 25, 2007