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Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
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Jibbaman

A group of experts specialize in attack with the jibba. They are descendants of the Jibs and are loyal to Laozhe
He is one of the Jibbaman, he attack with the jibba
The jibbaman cannot be defeated, it is said that only Amerihan can stop them
by Jonson Jib May 4, 2021
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jobbing

Terms used to describe losing a wrestling match. When someone is booked to lose a match they are said to being "doing the job" or "putting over" their opponent.
Appolo was tired of jobbing in TNA, and he quit.
by Michael Nweze April 22, 2006
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Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."
Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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jobber

* A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches.

* The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. It is a mark of disrespect to refer to a wrestler as a jobber, as it implies they are a failure in their career. The term has entered into popular culture, to mean a loser or someone who is worthless, as well as its Italian equivalent, jabroni, a phrase that was made popular by The Rock. Former alternate terms included journeyman (because of jobbers being hired for individual matches and not having contracts with the major promotions), enhancement talent (due to their usage to enhance the stature of their opponent) and ham-n-egger (in reference to the amount of money they make buys them just enough for a Ham and Egg breakfast).

Despite the negative sense of the word, some wrestlers have made a career out of jobbing. Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi (better known as the "Brooklyn Brawler") made a career out of jobbing, primarily in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

A slightly higher position is jobber to the stars, which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars. This often happens to popular faces towards the end of their careers, including Tony Garea and Tito Santana. Triple H was given this role from 1996-1997 by Vince McMahon as punishment for the infamous MSG Incident.

Many top names in wrestling began their careers as jobbers. Mick Foley and Bret Hart began their careers as jobbers in the 1980s, later going on to greater success in the 1990s after employers began to recognize their talent. Peter Polaco and Terry Gerin were jobbers who later became stars in ECW as Justin Credible and Rhino, respectively.
You're a jobber and always be a jobber.
by mbrown84 September 26, 2006
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Jabba the Hutt

Being slow in everything you do, almost slug-like; hence the refernce to the alien slug from Star Wars.

And refer to movement speed or general sloth like behaviour.

Impressions of Jabba can be done whilst in their presence to keep the joke on the low.
A- Where's James gone?

B- He'll be a while, he's Jabba the Hutt.

...5 minutes later...

A- Here he comes

B- Ha Jo Delo Hum Ti Hada Jedi Scum.
by Tonsil Bedlurker March 11, 2011
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foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.
Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!
by ken208 October 22, 2015
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