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jizzy rager

A state of having of having semen on your erect Penis.
Dude I have a jizzy rager right now.
by M.T.L. April 21, 2009
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Jizzy-run

The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.
"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."
by sparky173 April 7, 2010
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Jizzy Wop

The act when a man takes his wet penis out of a woman's mouth, while at the point of ejaculation. He withdraws his penis while cumming, and proceeds to smack her with penis while blasting her with his hot cum.
After Natalia fucked Todd's best friend, during makeup head he jizzy wopped the bitch.
by Jizzzzzzzz December 10, 2014
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Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.
omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!
by thetruthistold November 21, 2010
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Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.
God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.
by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011
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jizzy knickers

When in the heat of the moment you pull the girls pants to the side, slide in and out until the point of ejaculation.. the cum runs out and covers her pants causing Jizzy Knickers..
As Tom blew up inside of her, he gently whispered in her ear, 'sorry love you guna get jizzy knickers!
by Simsplat November 24, 2011
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jizzy lizzy

Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.
by UrbanDictionaryHoe June 27, 2016
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