jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it

The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.

by the suckster360 January 18, 2010

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orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

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JIZZ- TASS-TICK
To shit because of something EXTRAORDINARY.
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Related to the word : Sienatastic
An epicful addiction to glee that will make you crap yourself over and over and over again

Also a common feeling where you get over excited.
and then shit yourself.

OHH HELL YES THATS JIZZTASTICC -runs to bathroom and craps all over the place-

by purplejizz December 8, 2010

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Jizztastic

An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.

Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!

Man: I've been saving up.

by THE Blonde Bombshell August 14, 2010

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Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

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