jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

jizzapult

When someone cums on a spoon and catapults it into someone’s mouth

Bob sent a jizzapult at Ron and numbed his mouth

by WATERes May 27, 2021

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

jizzlepop

A word meaning that something taste really good that it made your mouth fill up with saliva.

"That ice cream was so good it jizzlepopped my mouth!"

by Random User32412 May 21, 2014

Jizzlepoot

Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.

Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!

by Colt W July 12, 2016

jizzla

A person who jacks off alot

He is a total jizzla

by Lesley lee April 5, 2018

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019