jizzmic

When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.

Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!

by Randy Cox June 10, 2010

jizzamin

Jessamin green

You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.

by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018

JizzAlicious

Its when the cum tastes so good, she swallows to much and fucking dies.

Person One: Did you hear what happened last night
Person Two: No? What happened
Person One: Ben's Girl died from the JizzAlicious

by BigPeenPepe October 31, 2019

jizzmatic

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008

Jizzlamic

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

jizztanic

The Titanic of loads. A hypothetical cum which is as large in proportion to the Titanic

Oh yeah, I want a jizztanic right on my face.

by CreepyCasey18 December 16, 2008

Jizzgantic

Seeing something big enough to make you jizz in you pants

The explosion was Jizzgantic!

by Volklskier November 5, 2009