Jive Turkey 

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90

Darryls a jive turkey

Jive Turkey by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015

Jive Turkey 

When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.

Jive Turkey by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011

Jive Turkey 

a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

Jive Turkey by THe better of the jet pair March 10, 2011

jive turkey 

akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo

I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.

jive turkey by Big Daddy August 16, 2003

jive turkey 

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

jive turkey by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Jive Turkey 

someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both

Jive Turkey by Eddie June 30, 2003

Jive Turkey 

A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.

Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"

Jive Turkey by Aspalar November 19, 2010