lesbian jesus

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.

"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"

by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018

fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Space Jesus

Obi Wan Kenobi

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously

by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

Jesus stud

The best kind of Jesus lover. The Christian everyone wants to be friends with. Gets all the nuns.

I heard he goes to church every day! He's such a Jesus stud!!

by nailanicolle September 16, 2016

Jesus fuck

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020

Jissel

Jissel is nice and is a very strong person. She cares about a lot of people and puts others first. She’s caring and when others are down she goes and helps. She likes to make a difference in the world and everyone likes her cause of her kindness. She always puts her head up. She’s shy and once u get to know her, she’s funny and fun to be around with. Jissel never says no and is a very curious person, she will also forgives you for anything but knows what’s right for herself. She always has a smile and when she’s sad she doesn’t like people in her problem’s. Jissel is always let down and she feels like she does something wrong but who doesn’t. We all make mistakes and Jissel should be given chances. People should not take advantage of a Jissel as nice and strong as she is, she gets hurt badly. Jissel just wants to be happy and find someone in her life that would truly love her the way she loves others. Jissel might be to nice but she is smart and won’t be fooled by your shit. When Jissel gets mad she ignores you and Jissel can also makes others look stupid. There’s bad things about a Jissel and good things about her but we are all different and should love each other the way we are. There’s a lot of definitions for the name Jissel and everyone just has different opinion about the name.

Jissel is loving ❤️

by Someone❤️ March 16, 2020

Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012