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jewter by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

Court Jester from Queens 

A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45th POTUS.
Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.
The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.
It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.
jester by Jester Lind June 19, 2006
a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.
Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!
Jewpster by sooummyeah July 7, 2011

Anal Jester 

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"
Anal Jester by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.
(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up
Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009