jewbag

1. Noun
Any popular plastic bag brand such as Hefty and Glad that are certified kosher.

i don't know why we pay more for these jewbags when we aren't even jewish, and don't plan on eating the bags

by grimbor October 31, 2010

jewbag

A more mild mannered way of saying cunt, wanker ........

Duncan you're such a fucking jewbag

by jhs5ph March 14, 2007

jewbag

A Jewish douchebag.

Harvey Weinstein is such a jewbag.

by ayywhatupson September 13, 2020

jewbag

an exclamatory expressing joy, anger, or any other emotion that may be dwelling inside oneself.
also a noun for a stupid friend

(while playing ultimate frisbee, the frisbee gets thrown onto the roof)"Jewbag!!!!!!!!!"

by jacob k. May 18, 2006

jewbag

person who openly makes fun of his jewish religion, also has to wear a barmitzfa

the boy made fun of the jews even though he is wearing a barmitzfa, what a jewbag

by cjn. May 23, 2008

jewbag

Commonly referred to as nathan or omnxbeast, this strange creature likes penis and dildos. Very rare, with a bad temper especially when playing basketball. Also a very big gamer.

AHHHHH!!!! IM JEWBAG

by Landon Summers February 25, 2009

jewbag

The guy that wrote definition 10.

The guy that wrote definition 10 is a fucking jewbag! first off it's "bar mitzvah" and you don't wear a Bar Mitzvah, because it is a 13 year old boy... also the name of the party for such boy.

by Wretched34 June 13, 2008