jew bag

An insulting name to call someone of jewish religion.

"K, your such a fucking JEW BAG!!

by Tim Shady May 16, 2005

jew bag

an insult to people that r jewish and hate their life

ben and jessie are extreme jew bags

by nate-dogmhs June 26, 2008

Jew Bag

Someone who gets everything from there parents.

Jack: Yo Andrew, I just got an Xbox One. My parents got it for me.
Andrew: I don't give a shit, You Jew Bag.

by BigFatBootyBoy June 13, 2014

jew bag

The term jew bag can often refer to the breasts on a woman. especially if they are rather large.

shit dude! check out the jew bags on that hottie!

i thought that he was a girl! he had jew bags the size of my head!

by Natalie Kolb January 21, 2008

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009