jumpable

Attractive, sexy, hot, good looking, shagable!

To define that you want to make love to, have sex with, make the dog with two backs with and to do all those things you dreamt of with.

Check him out, he's jumpable!

by clarkk June 27, 2014

jigga jumpa

Is a dick rider.

Stay off my dick stop being a jigga jumpa.

by Vincent Clay January 1, 2009

jumpable

A word meaning "able to be jumped" that is used by morons that don't know how to use proper grammar.

I easily hurdled the jumpable hurdle at the track meet.

by Justin Kramer January 7, 2008

Jumpabonable

Being totally screwable

Wow! She is so jumpabonable!

by xx007xx November 17, 2009

jumpage

Somenone's request for an immediate response to their problem regardless of what else you've got on your plate. Clients, bosses, spouses, etc. all expect jumpage from time to time.

This client expects major jumpage on their pesky little problem!

by Mikee P March 27, 2008

pumpa jumpa

A fat person who farts and has no life. Always trying to kill themselves. A word me and me mates made up.
It basically means FAT FUCKER, FATTY BUM BUM, FAT FART and FAT SHIT.
This guy i know calls me fat when he cant fuckin talk, that big fat shit!

Fat Shit: Look its fatty!
Me: Shut up Pumpa Jumpa.
Fat Shit(eating chicken): Shut up or I'll belly bounce you.
Me: Aye fatty bum bum come and get a cupcake.
Fat Shit(running towards me): Where give them me now or i'll belly bounce ya!
Me: Move your head his arse is comin!!! Stupid fuckin pumpa jumpa!

by gypsyexterminator December 16, 2007

jeumari

Sexy human being from Telford with huge penis and sexy Filipino mom

Jeumari touch me

by Jackooooop March 12, 2017