jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Jerkenshit

An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.

Jerkenshit! That asshole driver just cut me off.

by Dave Osborne August 22, 2002

jerkness

To be a jerk, when one has jerk like qualities.

All hail his royal jerkness

by K.A.W September 12, 2006

jerkelsea

One who's a unique and loving person; one of a kind .. Impatient but sees the best in people

Trust in jerkelsea, for your trust is safe

by K€|ß<♡% May 30, 2021

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Jerkiss

to be a jerk someone so much that it becomes a iss, or to add a proper name namiss Example: Blakiss

you are a jerkiss

by MrCakeymakey January 8, 2012

jerkees

Yankees fans and players who symbolize what an inconsiderate, narcissistic person with small intelligence is.

This Yankees outfielder is surely gonna be in the Jerkees hall of Shame.

by Nice enough August 12, 2023