jeremy

one who is quite smart , funny, loving and caring and has a small penis , but as you get to know him you will fall in love.

EXCLAMTION : i love you jeremy but i can't feel that!!!!
QUESTION : how are we supposed to have sex?

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by niams May 13, 2010

jeremy

i big dick that nobody likes,has stupid comebacks, and often gets called things like cretin and vexatious;jeremy is also known as tilmney stupidface

omg...jeremy is so stupid...today in language arts he tried to hear the ocean in silvia's pencil bag!

by iamagymnast November 24, 2008

jeremy

A noun that white people can use in substitution for the N word. (Can also be shortened to “jer”)

What up ma jer?

It’s ma jeremy!

by Man pussy December 10, 2019

jeremy

jeremy gaging a man with a dirty sock then jerking off till you cum on his face then smacking him in the face with a dog shit covered newspaper while screaming about the dishes that need done the kicking him in the chin and while hes down on the floor pissing on him and spitting on him then crouching down shitting on the floor by his face pushing it down on the shit and saying no more wire hangers while you beat him with one repeatedly then cramming your cock in his ass and fuck him till hes bleeding then slicing his nuts with a razor and thanking god for creatimg such a fowl smelling piece of shit

i jeremy a guy yesterday lol

by crs June 14, 2019

jeremy

Jeremy is a big bully and an even bigger eboy on Tik Tok. He really likes to do very cringey Fortnite dances. He is also really short.

Jeremy is very cringey when he does Fortnite dances.

by yesoryes January 31, 2019

jeremy

a word used to replace the word 'egg' in a sentence.sacarstic/derogatory-/humourous manner

Hey!how do you want your jeremys cooked?
jeremy fu-yong.
"Ah,that guy is such a jeremy head."
The sperm penetrates the outer side of the female jeremy.
george bush is a jeremy.

by jerifool April 13, 2009

Jeremie

Jeremie is the sweetest, nicest guy you could ever hope to meet! He is the guy you take home to meet your parents-he is the guy you hope to marry and have children with. If you meet a "Jeremie" he's a keeper!

People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.

Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: God will raise up; God will set free

"Oh my gosh! He is SUCH a Jeremie- I am totally gonna marry him!"

by ChaChaBueno July 27, 2009