rip a quick jerk

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

by deviscool June 9, 2019

Jerick

An amazing individual who is very cool and chill. He is very social and loves to be around people. He eats rice, and he is known to be very nice. This person loves haters because they make him work harder.

Yo, Jerick! Swaggin' it out bro!

by Boom54lol April 22, 2013

Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.

Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah

by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018

Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.

Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."

by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015

jimmy jerk

A Jimmy jerk is where your watching Jimmy Neutron and beating your meat.

Oh hey man wanna go watch jimmy neutron. Nah man you going to jimmy jerk on my couch.

by [e-mail] June 10, 2018

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019