Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Jepsin

Jepsin is a kind person, always willing to help or another person. She cares a lot about others, and lets everyone take the lead, only contributing if she needs to. If you ever meet a Jepsin, you’ve found a great friend!

Person 1: Woah, is that Jepsin!? I seriously need to get a friend like her!

by HOWDYDOWDY123 October 29, 2021

jepson

jepson is a fucking legend he does all these grinds 24/7 a day he be pumping bare muscles he gon juicing on the girls all the girls when they see him they fucking be groddled on the floor out of amazement on awe on the absolute fucking hunkus of a munkus jepson is jepson is successful he has a career and he has a wife and kids but he immer be fucking the girls real hard and all the girls like him if he was gay all the guys would love him too

"jepson is a fucking legend"
"jepson has a nice penis"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

jepstein

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jepstein vibes around my neighbours kids

by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025

The jepsen

Another word for the female vagina.

Jimmy: Johnson, I sure would love to L her V... You know, munch time, in the jepsen.

by unclesilky June 12, 2007

Andrew Jepsen

An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.

Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen

by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019

Wade Jepsen

You are a hot sexy thick man or a beautiful god who is definitely very sexy...

“Who is that beautiful man?!”
“That’s WADE JEPSEN”

by iLoveWadeWadeWade February 11, 2020