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Jenny shard diet

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Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.
" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014
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Jenny Craig's Day Off

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I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
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While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.
---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!
by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009
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doing a jenny

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when a friend leaves you instantly and without any explanation.
she’s doing a jenny.
he’s doing a jenny.
she did a jenny to us and never came back.
by x659ds December 14, 2019
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When a woman covers your nose with her vagina, and puts her butt hole to your mouth. She then lets out a nasty fart, thus filling your lungs with dirty air. This was originated by a girl name Jenny, thus the name.
I got the nastiest dirty Jenny last night, I had to pick the chunks out of my teeth.
by Deisel23 July 1, 2011
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Doing a Jenny Skip

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Doing a Jenny skip is a new term for “bottling it
For example, Tom was meant to go out lastnight, however, he done a Jenny skip and decided not to instead. “Doing a Jenny skip”
by Borolaf October 2, 2021
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A nasty roach; the harsh end of an almost completely smoked joint or marijuana cigarette
Gimme a toke of that dirty jenny
by yytwizzard July 30, 2011
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