jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

jackin the opps 

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

jackin the opps by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

Purple Jerkin 

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

Purple Jerkin by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

jockin 

Verb
Inflected forms: Jocking, Jockin
1. (a) The act of obsessing over another with intense affection. (b) Attempting to woo with the hopes of romance. 2. (a) To copy the likeness of and/or follow intently. (b) To be sought after. 3. Talking about another with no care to anyone that hears it and with no intention of stopping.
Linguistic Origin:
To be someones jock (jockstrap).

"Curtis enjoyed watching Audrey play tennis at the park and payed no attention to the haters who knew; despite the thought he may be jockin."
"I saw him at the party, that girl was jockin you."
"Why do you always got to be jockin' my dance moves?"

jockin by Miss S. Bee January 1, 2009

Pissin' Jackin' 

The action in which a man pisses while ejaculating. Can be done by pissin' and jackin'; sometimes seen with two hands waving in a furious frenzy. Quite dangerous. Referred to in short by "PJ".

Andrew was so enticed by the Showerman that he started pissin' jackin'.

Pissin' Jackin' by Christopher "The Shower" Man August 18, 2010

Jockin 

V. - to be way too wrapped up in somebody elses situation. It came from a common term to express somebody paying way too much attention to another person's life - "being on somebody's nuts". A jock strap is worn on a guy's nuts, so jockin is referencing being on somebody's nuts like a jock strap.

brah, all these haters jockin. they need to get their own life.

Jockin by $wisher$weet November 12, 2010