Jaynus

A negative nickname for the name Jay. A combination of Jay and anus.

Jeez here comes Jaynus, i hope he doesn't see m....oh hey Jay

by Profius August 15, 2006

Jayzus

How American Christians in the southern United States pronounce the name of Jesus.

Honey you need to accept Jayzus as your Lord and Savior. He died for your sins. Jayzus loves you. Put down the cigarettes and beer. Let Jayzus into your heart. Let Jayzus take the wheel of your life. Jayzus healed my back pain. Praise Jayzus. Amen!!

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

Jaysus

Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times

by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009

Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

Jaddus

Unique name, right? He is a CSGO God. Don't face him when he has an awp or a deag. If you know a jaddus, you also know a meme supply. He's got the vibes of a stoner and a contagious laugh. Good ass eater

Yes daddy Jaddus, eat my ass like a cupcake.

by Ball0something August 12, 2018

Jaydis

Jaydis is a cute, funny, judgmental, athletic, hard working, smart, sexy boy. He would be the type to have a contagious smile, and he would do anything for the people he loves. Jaydis can be very rude when he wants to be but deep inside he's a huge sweetheart. He is a very protective person and wont accept fakes. Has a lot of trust issues and doesn't give second chance's that easily.

Jaydis can be a sweet heart but one small thing can mess up his day

by ashley liza November 10, 2019