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The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
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Javelin Catcher

A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.
Hey, send Noah to be this years Javelin Catcher for USA.
by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008
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Javelined

When you put your mouth over a guys penis when he is soft, as if you are deep-throating, and then wait for him to get hard and he pelvic thrusts with a force greater or equal to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, impaling ones throat.

Alternatively,

When you force a person's mouth over your penis when it's soft and you become hard thus causing them to gag and tearing their throat lining causing a series of recurring hospital visits.
Did you hear Ron javelined Katie this weekend?

Bill would love to javelin Tim in bed but Tim isn't into it.

Sam wants to be javelined but they are waiting for someone special.

A Javelin can be a welcome surprise or not.
by Squeege in the eye November 25, 2020
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buff the spam javelin

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.
by viaho May 23, 2010
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Jizz Javelin

1) any student at St. Francis High School in La Canada, CA

2) a dude who's a player and messes with girls and is a jerk and attends St. Francis

3) loyola's definition of St. Francis dudes on Urban Dictionary; Jizz Javelins tend to be good students in a class St. Francis offers called Douchebaggery
"That guy doesn't go to Loyola, he goes to St. Francis. Hey, this is random but, what's their mascot again?"
"I dunno, but they're major Jizz Javelins"

"Sorry, i was on the phone with my best friend Susie because her heart was broke by a stupid jizz javelin at St. Francis."

"God, that St. Francis guy's a douche!"
"Yeah! What a total Jizz Javelin!"
by olhjghgioq[gu[a August 19, 2009
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Javelin Jerker

A term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for those who use the javelin lock on to kill unsuspecting victims. Those who use Javelins on playlists such as Search and Destroy and frequently called this.
Wafflecopter365: OMG DAMN IT, WHAT A JAVELIN JERKER!
Dbagdevin431: HAHA you blow!

Jacksonsboytoy: my gosh... i'm such a Javelin Jerker.
by dalamo April 3, 2010
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Javelin Catching

Any activity of a dubious and generally dangerous, thankless and/or undesirable nature, generally left to interns or other low-ranking persons.
Phil is the staff member in charge of javelin catching.
by Stormhound September 21, 2016
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