jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jarped

Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?

"Now then Bobba, fancy coming down ward 9 with me tomorrow? Ive been bareback with 8 lasses since the last time i got Jarped and could do with a test"

by Mr. Hogg October 23, 2007

jarpo

when a girl licks from the top of your back, down through the anus crack, and continues on to deepthroat your cock

yo, matt, i met this girl the other day and she gave me the craziest jarpo ive ever had.

by crediter October 24, 2020

jarpiss

a jar that has jarvis in it but also piss and cum

"omg you have the jarpiss? that soo cool"

by moonbloom January 14, 2021

Jarpig

Another way of saying JRPG, which is a genre of games. Mostly used in specific/thematic forums. Often has no negative connotarion or context.

I'm definitely a huge jarpig lover, but i've dropped this game, it sucks.

by LyrissSas May 10, 2025