jarid

an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do

cute girl: yooo you know jarid
Cute girl2: omg hes so hot
cute girl: yea id let him beat

by cute chick September 9, 2006

jarrod

a win

jarrod is epic

by nignutss March 22, 2009

Jarrod

A Jarrod is a sweet , loving, hilarious , and fun person. Jarrods are tall and skinny and usually wear glasses. You can't resist a Jarrod! Jarrods sometimes go by other names like BreadHead and are in clubs like "The Breakfast Club". Jarrods love video games and are really good at them! A Jarrod is an awesome friend , and always has your back during MW2!

You see that MW2 gamer ? He's so Jarrod!

That BreadHead is such a Jarrod!

by Cristy_Biscuit February 3, 2010

Jarod

Likes to point out fat asses

Jarod yelled at that girl and told her she had a fat ass

by YoungThugSmokey April 17, 2017

Jarid

1. The reason for why the world turns
2. One who gets all the hoes
3. Wish you were him but arent
4. The illest nigga alive

Bob: Damn man Jarid just took my girl
Rick: Aw damn Jarid?? thats the fourth time this day he's taken your girl

by Big tygga January 28, 2011

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

JARROD!

The quality relating, but not limited to, the man, concept, or idea of JARROD!

JARROD!

by Gillumandblair November 12, 2010