jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

jared

a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general

wow ur such a jared

by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017

jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.

that man just beat his wife's jared.

by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013

jared

someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create

I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger

by jared gasmena December 6, 2017

jared

100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.

ha did you see jared’s tiny penis when he got exposed

by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018

Jarely

A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.

beautiful fashionable outgoing sweet jarely

by Laputa March 11, 2013