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Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.
by Lluciddreamz February 12, 2019
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The Jasper Booty

This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!
"damn girl he got the jasper booty!"
by RyukBae April 12, 2015
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Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.
-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018
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Dirty Jasper

When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again
by Big_boi696 April 17, 2020
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Jappacrack

Slang used to name a man who is Japanese and White

Jappa is for Japanese

Crack is for White

Jap Term used in world war 2 to name people who were of Japanese decent

Cracker Term used to refer people from European ancestry

Jappacrack is a double slang used to call someone with a european decent and Japanese decedent
Stephen: Hey are you new here.
Jay: Yeah hi nice to meet you.
Stephen: So, you look like your Japanese.
Jay: I am but I'm also half american
Stephen: Oh, so you are a Jappacrack!
Jay:Wait, what did you call me!?!?
by Jappacrack September 2, 2009
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Japneet

A beautiful girl who always has a bright smile and is great company. She is the life of any party and a great person to talk to. She is highly intelligent and will take your secrets to the grave. She is the cutest kid in town.
Speaker 1: Hey Japneet! You have a gorgeous smile!
Japneet: Thanks
by Nox April 5, 2017
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japernuz

David: "miyageta yazora no hoshi tachi no hikari."

Auhbon: "That there dun sounds like japernuz to me"
by VGKdavid March 30, 2009
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