janked

to be "muffed up" or "fucked up"

dang, that guys face is hella janked up.

by elvis bojangle May 20, 2009

sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

jaxed

to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat II. this is the lowest of all losses.

"shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an shit"

by k-shizzle December 24, 2003

Jankedy

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

by Seth C January 15, 2007

Janedodo

A Janedodo is a girl that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.

Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Janded

When an image, specifically a sprite, is resized, and cleaned up, usually with a disastrous results

Yo, that sprite is really janded

by Draedon Gaming December 4, 2021

janed

When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.

"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"

by SoundDemon February 19, 2005