January 1

Broke-person day! It's the day where you have no money left because of Christmas

"Guess what? It's broke girl/boi day a.k.a. January 1!

by that.dumb.gurl. November 2, 2019

January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 1

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

by I cook food December 10, 2019

January 1

National grope a ginger day

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

January 1

The day Jermy Linki-Chow was born
Also New Years

Happy January 1
Happy new years?
No happy Birth of The Almighty Linki-Chow

by Random commenter October 19, 2019

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021