Jankkety

Junky. An object, person named Benjamin Bitner, or car can be jankkety.

An examble of a person would be someone who throws away all the actual work to their math test and receives no credit (see: Benjamin Bitner).

Usage: that {insert noun, ex: Benjamin Bitner} is hella jankkety.

by rivermanlol October 24, 2008

jankunism

a political theory derived from the supreme Jank, advocating jank war and leading to a society in which all men are subjected to claims made by janks and each dude is consequently out of work.

'hey my man, what is the US coming to? it's like the red jank scare up in here'
'well, that's jankunism for you'

by g123g November 30, 2017

jankular

an adjective that describes something of a decrepit or strange fashion.

That car is so jankular, it’s about to fall apart!
My teacher is jankular af, he keeps talking about how he punched a wall when he was mad.

by beefy bro September 28, 2020

jankmus

A neologistic term for 'Jankmice' that has linguistically elided over time.

1: What is this strange mouse-like creature?
2: IT'S A JANKMUS!!
1: OH!!!!!!!

by FunFR December 8, 2023

Janikus

A middle name, often given to people who don’t give a shit about their life.

Noah Janikus, get off of the roof!
Ok * jumps*

by Lmaof January 24, 2024