January 19

If your born on January 19 your a badass your a Queen/King so pop offff 😍✨

Girl 1: why is she so popular
Girl 2:because of her birthday
Girl 1:what do you mean?
Girl 2:her birthday is January 19 that means she is a badass
Girl 1: oh

by Y'all are to pretty November 15, 2020

January 23

The day where legends are born and they are funny, cute, amazing, and kinda dumb but it’s ok because your a legend.

January 23 is where the greatest people of all time are born.

by Isabel Young October 29, 2019

january 2

Jan 2nd is when awesome people are born.

Man that cool person was obviously born on January 2nd.

by Tyroneismybestfriend May 28, 2016

January 21

People born on this day are amazing people and are worth your life. If these people are your significant other you are the luckiest person in the world. These people are very kind people but have a shy side to them too. Once they get to know you better they will be more confident with you. People born on this day will love you forever!!!!

Omg your with someone born on January 21
Yes I am
Your so luckkyyyyy
They are the best

by Stooopid people November 2, 2019

Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018

January 28

This is the day where legends are born, as an aquarius you are ambitious and smart. You are generous and kind, maybe slightly stubborn that's okay :)

January 28 is when the best peoples are born

by why are all the names taken- November 10, 2020

JANEURYSM

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015