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Janice

Janice.
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it. This Janice is my Janice and holy poop I am a lucky guy to have her (oh yea she likes the word poop haha) Her eyes make you want to stare at them for hours, they change color with the weather with her mood. This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! Word of advice, you can look at my Janice but you cannot touch her.
Bob: "oh hey look at that girl! man she is gorgeous!"

Me: " I know right! Yeah that's my Janice!"

Bob: " You are so motha effin lucky!"
by Derd September 18, 2012
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jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons
Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice
by mark July 28, 2005
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Janice

Janice is a wild crazy nice girl. She is shy and outspoken, she knows the power she holds over me and I like it. She has the most gorgeous eyes I have ever seen. When you look into her eyes you can see how incredible a soul Janice is. She is a lover and a fighter for life. If you have ever met a Janice I think you will agree. She lights my life with her graciousness and irresistible charm in everything she does.
Janice is a lover and I love her forever.
by cHaSINGcarS January 14, 2018
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Janice

A term used to describe how intoxicating a persons fragrance can be, the aroma is very pleasing where time may actually stop. Is also very luring & enticing.
Guy : damn girl you smell like a janice.
Girl: awww you're so sweet!
by Soulee1 March 16, 2008
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Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.
Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!
by PShapes December 5, 2007
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Jannice

One Of The Most Sexiest Creatures You Will Ever Happen To Come Across. She Is A Sexy Puerto Rican,Astonishly Amazing In The Bed,Cute Face,Little Waist,Drop Dead Gorgeous,And Hard To Handle,So Handle With Care.
"Damn That Girl Has To Be A Jannice".
by Jannice Baby June 24, 2008
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jeandice

a yellowish tinge intentionally added to blue denim, ending up looking quite hideous.
Oh man, that kid's shorts are totally jeandiced. Gross.
by Maggie Ann May 13, 2009
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