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To win seven times in a row by cheating without getting caught.
Man, this guy keeps Armstronging these races!
by Derd July 14, 2006
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Janice.
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it. This Janice is my Janice and holy poop I am a lucky guy to have her (oh yea she likes the word poop haha) Her eyes make you want to stare at them for hours, they change color with the weather with her mood. This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! Word of advice, you can look at my Janice but you cannot touch her.
Bob: "oh hey look at that girl! man she is gorgeous!"

Me: " I know right! Yeah that's my Janice!"

Bob: " You are so motha effin lucky!"
by Derd April 15, 2012
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