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StuCo Slammy Jammy 

Also known as a “StuCo Slam”, this is when an individual is elected onto Student Council five years in a row and serves as Grade 8 Rep, Grade 9 Rep, Grade 10 Rep, Vice President (when in Grade 11) and President (when in Grade 12). Very rare and difficult to do, but an immense honour.
Person 1: “Whoa! Indie is so cool!”
Person 2: “Yeah she is! Did you hear that she completed a StuCo Slammy Jammy?”
Person 3: “No way! That is super impressive!!”
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Jammy-Joey 

When a male gives very aggressive hand and blowjobs to all comers when drunk
Daniel was giving jammy-joeys all of last night.
Jammy-Joey by Moortownmate69 May 10, 2018

jammy bastard 

One who is undeservedly lucky.
University pass mark - 40
Amount of studying/attendance - little to none
Results - 40, 42, 42

"You jammy bastard"
jammy bastard by ranados August 30, 2005
flukey,lucky,defying probability with outrageous good fortune
'That was a jammy pool shot', said the guy playing pool in Geraldton.

Jammy Crashmats 

Tampon or sanitary towel
'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'
Jammy Crashmats by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

Jammy Todger 

When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.
Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style

Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger
Jammy Todger by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008

jammy cunt 

jammy cunt means a very lucky person, can be used sarcastically.
oooooooooooo oski, you jammy cunt!!
jammy cunt by Jack Pemberton November 18, 2007