jiberty

JT and liberty from degrassi

JT: i really wish we could agree on something, liberty
LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY

by oolaleii November 21, 2006

jabber-wapping

Standing around talking and not doing work that should be done. Used in the movie The Wizard of Oz.

Quit your jabber-wapping there is work to do.

by Beach98 October 11, 2016

blabber jabber

1. nonsense jibberish
2. unreasonable talking

She had to blabber jabber in the middle of my speech didn't she?

jibberish nonsense talk random chatty unsensible

by love <333 June 11, 2011

Jabberjay

(a) A jabberjay is a genetic mutation from the series The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, used for the war during The Dark Days (the rebellion of the people against the government). After the war, they bred with mockingbirds to produce mockingjays.

(b) A "Jabberjay" is also what die-hard and totally obsessed fans of aforementioned series call themselves.

The jabberjays could memorize long passages of the District people's plans - but eventually, the District people started feeding the Jabberjays lies, making them utterly useless.

I got Mockingjay the first day it came out and red it in thirty minutes flat. I am such a total jabberjay.

by JabberjayAndProud July 6, 2011

jibber jabber

useless words, beating around the bush, talkin' out yer ass. annoying banter.

Stop all this jibber jabber about your ex!

by bacca rati May 13, 2002

short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.

She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.

by big.tee09 August 9, 2010

jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.

1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"

by Nickilicious January 16, 2008