Jaffing

Laughing and masturbating at the same time, and then ejaculation occurs.

Man, last night's jaffing was the bomb!

by OG BR4D January 29, 2015

JAFS

The most amazing group of girls you'll ever meet. They are smokin hot, smart, funny, and most of them are kind. All the guys want them, all the girls want to be them, and lets face it, everybody loves JAFS.

"I saw JAFS the other day. They're so cool."

by sertifikate August 24, 2011

Jaffing

To ejaculate onto a Mc Vitties Jaffa Cake, and then possibly give it to your sister so she can experience that salty pleasure

1. "Josh just Jaffed on that JaffaCake, he offered it to his sister." (He had cum all over the now soggy Jaffa)" 2."She loved the sight of him jaffing furiously last night"

by Old Sweaty Man 69 May 10, 2016

JAF

An acronym for Juciy As Fuck, used to accurately described a person who has consumed a large amount of GHB (juice) and is expressing themselves is a dramatic way to the amusement or possibly horror of those around them.

After consuming a fair amount of GHB (juice), Bob was so JaF, that he pulled out his cock in front of the police thinking they were festival transgendar harlots. Instead of getting his cock smoked he got arrested. Bob was JaF.

by LaLaLaraS92 January 1, 2017

JAF

Short for "Jealous as fuck" or "Jelly as fuck", used in instant messenger and other online social media websites. The word is used to show your jealously of what your friend has got or is doing.

Friend 1: hey man I got the new call of duty game 3 days early!

Friend 2: really?? dude i'm sooo JAF!!

by minispecs123 September 14, 2011

JAFS

Just A Friend Syndrome
-When a good friend likes, you but doesn't like you the way you do.
- The syndrome where you can never get a boy/girl-friend because you're too good friends.

John- *Megan turned me down, urgh, JAFS sucks.*
Rob- *Dude, you shouldn't have been such good friends*

by martin188888 May 15, 2008

jaffed

To forcefully insert.

Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.

by matthx July 16, 2008