Jacqui

The absolute baddest bitch, has the most beautiful soul, very rare species, hard to track down someone as unique as her, and when you do, she will turn on you, pop that pussy egg and flop you around. she will melt you from the inside out, slowly and painfully, you will beg her to stop but her strong will won't give in to your cries of pain. nothing you do will be able to stop her when she de-gloves every body part one-by-one, starting with the didgets, followed by the limbs, genitalia is next, you'll never experience this with anyone else other than this perfect, mysterious creature.

I'd suggest if you find someone so special, hold on to her. simply perfect.

Jacqui, she is just so perfect.

by miss_popit November 7, 2018

Jacqui

A big, fat ass that no one likes and she is big. She will try to steal your man. Nobody has ever liked her and she is a very annoying person. If you ever meet a Jacqui, run because you can out run her.

Omg, did you see Jacqui?

Yea, I'd rather get back with my ex

Me too

by @thisshittyassbitch <dd me on October 16, 2019

jacqui

when a someone is doing the act of bring a slut, youd compare them yo“jacqui aear” meaning their a fat bitch, and an ugly slut

person 1: shes such a jacqui.
person 2: i know tell me about it..

by giraffe pubes December 4, 2023

Jacqui

The most naturally beautiful, genuine person ever. She lights up every room with her glowing smile.

guy 1: Jacqui is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen

girl: Plus she’s super kind! Shoot your shot!

guy 2: Hey! Hey! She’s mine!

by mrs.rager June 16, 2024

Jacqui Smith

The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.

One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.

She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.

Bitch.

Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".

The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"

by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 20, 2008

Jacqui Montes

1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker

" girl you just like jacqui montes! stop getting all those shoes!!"

by filamlove August 29, 2009

jacqui rochelle

the hottest girl ever created,smart, funny, witty,& more...

beautful & perfect in EVERY WAY

waayy hotter then a vanessa michelle

the girl of every mans DREAMSS

Girl: i wish i was more like jacqui rochelle

Guy: i wish my girlfriend was more like jacqui rochelle

"jacqui rochelle is sooo the new vanessa michelle

by ~Anoyomous~ December 14, 2008