full jacobson

When you arrive to the bar to get multiple $0.25 and $0.50 you call its during their happy hour of the worst rum and coke, then realize 26 shots later its time to drive home. On the drive home you crash into a neighborhood complex sign and that's when you'll realize you've hit full jacobson.

Pat: Woah dood, you see tom last night?

Dekis: Yeah dood, he went full jacobson stoop

by Eric Bentley August 21, 2019

Emma Jacobson

Hot ass fucking big tittyd bitch with a humongo ass stg this girl pls sit on my face

Hey look it’s emma ! Bro she’s so hot! Emma Jacobson is so beautiful

by Hanfleuoke September 11, 2020

Joshua Jacobson

A pussy ass bitch

1: Is that Joshua Jacobson?

2: Yeah isn’t he such a jew?

by onesmolboi September 3, 2019

Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023

Jacobson

Refereeing to your male genitalia

Gosh dammit Tate your Jacobson’s are out!

by Kilroywinner77 May 8, 2021

Jacobson

Jacobson, is a genuine person that tend to always have a lot of money he is a person that is out going and always ready to give his all to for family,friends.

Jacobson is him, that guy

by Baser.com March 23, 2025