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corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.
the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005
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jackin' the box

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009
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jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.
Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016
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Jacknjellify

jacknjellify is a YouTube account owned by Michael and Cary Huang, who host Battle for BFB (BFB). They are known for their marble races and their BFDI series. The account was founded on February 4, 2008, making animations and marble races. The first episode of BFDI was released on January 1, 2010 and their channel has been running for over ten years. jacknjellify also makes other animations, but BFDI is their main project. Many individuals refuse to watch the series properly, they therefore judge it and the fanbase after watching 6 seconds of the oldest episode.
Someone literally getting crushed to death by their giant ego: "Jacknjellify is dumb because it makes Tiktoks, hurr hurr I'm a stupid reddit cuckhead, funny 69 number is funny.".
An intellectual: "No it's not retard, hundreds of youtube channels (especially those that focus on animation as their primary content) make tiktok accounts in order to sustain popularity between upload, you inchoherent bag of total horse shit".
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JackNick

An immature person who overuses the word "WIN" to describe things he likes, but most others think is boring.

Being JackNicked is when you say something and JackNick gets butthurt and puts you on the auto-moderate list.

JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.
Lauren's post got JackNicked because the moderator doesn't like the big words she used.
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Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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trailer jacking

To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.
I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!
by thebigbellyboss April 9, 2010
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