jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Jackalneck

Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.

Yonnas is a Jackalneck.

by Yertle8 April 15, 2008

snarf the jackal

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."

"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."

by galactusslap January 20, 2009

heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

jackplow

Sexual position involving a man penetrating someone from behind on all fours while holding his own penis and stroking it. The stroking hand is between the man and his partner.

He really enjoyed jacking off inside of her doggy style - it was the best jackplow of his life!

by liusaidh February 9, 2013

jacklock

When you are getting off to a static picture on your phone and you achieve orgasm before the lock screen comes on.

Browsing 4chan, I found a sexy picture. I was able to jacklock and passed out shortly after.

by RoboCritter March 2, 2014

Jackalstop

Anything you want it to be.

Bro, give me my jackalstop.
Im gonna punch you in the jackalstop.
You really need to jackalstop doing that.

by bo haney March 1, 2018