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jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

Jabronie 

A frozen treat you would buy at a circus or fair
Daddy, can you buy me a jabronie?
Jabronie by zabbo January 15, 2011

jabookie 

my jabookies are the best
jabookie by Joey One and Only February 16, 2009

Jabronie 

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....
Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.
Jabronie by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

jabookie 

really cute dog or child. Especially a tiny dog or asian child/baby/
Awwwww, jabookiessssss. Look at that little jabookie!
jabookie by LolitaGordon June 5, 2009

Jabronie 

A funkadelic Tony traveler. A desert groover, a dancefloor destroyer.
The Jabronies were out in full force! Hev city!
Jabronie by Vavavuu April 6, 2017

Jabronie 

To steal somthing un-important, such as a seat.
If two of my friends were sitting on a bench and one got up. I'de Jabronie their seat; I stole their seat.
Jabronie by RjDizzle April 15, 2006