jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

jaboobly by Brad March 7, 2005

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Jaboobs

n (proper, normally):The male that lives across from you and always comes into your room. They generally are bigger than you, have a tendency to look you in the eye, and oftentimes wake you up when they are heavily under the influence of alcohol.
See: Japubes

Jaboobs totally sucks at darts!
I was asleep and Jaboobs came in here and totally woke me up 'cause he was schwasted!
That guy that lives across the hall is totally Jaboobs!

Jaboobs by Matthew Parmesan April 23, 2006