jagermeister

Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.

I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.

by flunkmonger June 19, 2005

Jagermeister

the best damn booze on the planet. Tastes great even late, and fucks you up the next day. Here Here to Jager Cheer!

I drank a bottle of Jagermeister last night, Damn i was fucked up the next day, puked till 4 o'clock!

by Christopher Cormier September 2, 2008

Jagermeister pact

A ritual suicide between friends carried out by walking trough the snow and drinking jagermeister until blacking out

Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles

by peter coffees November 18, 2011

jagermeister

Truth serum.

Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering.

We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.

After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.

by brokenegg December 9, 2008

jägermeister

a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.

I had half a bottle of jägermeister, this haunted house is so lame....oooooo scary. Oh, crap, where is the bathroom? I'll find it, I'll be right back.

by lulewd December 16, 2007

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

jagermeister

A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!

You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.

by bomb biscuit January 29, 2004