Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011

G and J

G and J = Government Juice,this can be served in a glass with ice and a twist of lemon.Government Juice is also known as TAP WATER

"Yo,blud can I get sum G&J?"

by D2dadizzle September 7, 2005

PB and J

PB and J (PBJ) means Peanut butter and jelly

"Go make some PB and J."

by z0mbi3X2k September 23, 2005

PB and J-Ho's

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!

"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's

by theatre kid January 1, 2011

PB and J BJ

When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong

When bae is hungry and horny you give them a PB and J BJ.

by LongSchlongJohnson November 10, 2017

pb and j sex

When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.

Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.

by pb and j sex October 15, 2014