puked on itself

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.

Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.

by R.R.T. February 19, 2009

Chess speaks for itself

The famous quote said by none other than legendary Hans Niemann himself who will go on to becoming the world's first Ultra Grandmaster in chess.

Interviewer: Hans, yesterday was a terrible day for you, and today, you start out with a masterpiece. How would you summarize it?

Hans Niemann: Chess speaks for itself. *walks away*

Interviewer: is it something special doing this against Magnus, Hans? *cricket noises*

by Sheriff Stealth September 15, 2022

It/Its/Itself

Two pronouns to refer to yourself as it, its, and itself. You don't refer yourself as she/her or he/him but it/its/itself.

Person A: Have you heard about Person C? I heard that she got a new pet.
Person B: Oh really? She's so lucky
Person C: I refer to myself as It/its/Itself.
Person A and C: Ok my bad Person C!

by K4NR1-S4M4 July 9, 2021

Inselfilitis

Pronounced (in-self-ah-lite-iss)

Mental condition by which the afflicted assumes that their, opinion or point of view is is the only "correct" one. Basis for the disease is that the sufferer can't comprehend that someone else might think differently than they do about a subject.

Tim: "Have you ever noticed, that in a conversation, Ollie becomes overly insistent on his take in the matter?" "He'll come at you with both barrels if your opinion differs from his."

Ned: "Yeah, well that's because Ollie was born with Inselfilitis, he has a one track mind.

by C.A. Stallworth April 25, 2006

its not going to eat itself

In referance to oral sex on a woman

While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat itself"

by sailorbob June 21, 2008

Deprive itself of oxygen

( for a problem) to go away on its own, without you putting in the effort into solving the problem

The problem of smurglaries will not deprive itself of oxygen until we reinstate bail. :(

by Sexydimma January 12, 2022

shit itself

Term for when a computer program/game AI doesn't know what to do and, for lack of a better word, shits itself.

"If you get up on the bus terminal in NFS Most Wanted, the police AI will shit itself and won't know what to do."

by Hawsdhas June 28, 2023