by GadgetL May 20, 2008
Get the Take the Hobbits to Isengard mug.A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011
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It's basically an abbreviation of the phrase "I don't give a fuck". I started saying this a while back after I heard one of Nicki Minaj's songs in which she sings "I don't give a fuck hoe" so then I created this little acronym/abbreviation.
For example:
Linda: Omg Julen look what Mary just said about you.
Julen: What did she say?
Linda: She called you a bitch and she's talking shit.
Julen: Iongiafu
Linda: Omg Julen look what Mary just said about you.
Julen: What did she say?
Linda: She called you a bitch and she's talking shit.
Julen: Iongiafu
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"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
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